LOUD BLONDE × BRAND PARTNERSHIPS
TIRED OF BORING INFLUENCERS?
LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE.
Your brand deserves more than another forgettable sponsored post. I create bold, personality-driven content that gets people watching, talking, and sharing about your product, organically.
LET'S WORK TOGETHER
Combined Instagram + Facebook views in approximately 30 days
10,145,340
Combined Instagram interactions + Facebook engagements
1,736,727
Combined Instagram + Facebook followers
252,541
Numbers reflect last 30 days, as of November 11, 2026.
PROOF, NOT PROMISES
MY COLLABORATIONS GO VIRAL.
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
A branded collaboration that became a conversation.
One brand collaboration. 3.3 million views. 189,000 shares.
That's what happens when sponsored content actually entertains people.
WATCH THE REELTHE RECEIPTS
HUGE REACH. REAL ENGAGEMENT.
Millions of views, massive engagement, and consistent views from non-followers.
- Reels85.2%
- Other14.8%
Numbers reflect last 30 days, as of November 11, 2026.
WHO'S WATCHING?
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
Predominantly women, overwhelmingly 35+, and primarily in the U.S. An engaged audience with opinions, purchasing power, and zero patience for boring content.
GENDER
AGE
- 18–241.1%
- 25–347.0%
- 35–4423.0%
- 45–5426.6%
- 55–6424.2%
- 65+18.1%
TOP COUNTRIES
- United States78.2%
- Canada3.7%
- United Kingdom2.7%
- Australia1.8%
- Germany1.4%
WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
BEYOND THE FEED.
Reach my audience on Instagram, Facebook, and directly in their inbox every single Friday.
Pretty Informed News is a weekly newsletter for readers who give a damn about current events, and want the whole story.
A newsletter sponsorship allows direct connection to an engaged community of readers who want sharp, researched commentary on politics, culture, women's rights, and the stories shaping their world. They are educated, high earners with massive purchasing power.
EXPLORE THE NEWSLETTER- Prior 4 wks100.0%
- Latest 4 wks252.1%
Numbers reflect last 30 days, as of November 11, 2026.
WAYS TO WORK TOGETHER
YOUR BRAND.MY LOUD VOICE.
Big ideas, bold content, and partnerships that get people talking.
INSTAGRAM REELS
Scroll-stopping videos that feel like content, not commercials.
FACEBOOK CONTENT
Put your brand in front of an audience that loves to share.
NEWSLETTER ADS
Get directly into the inboxes of engaged readers.
MULTI-PLATFORM CAMPAIGNS
One campaign. Multiple channels. More opportunities to connect.
BRAND VIDEOS
Original videos you can license for your own advertising.
SOMETHING ELSE?
Have a wild idea? I'm listening.
Good partnerships start with a good fit. I only promote brands I believe in.
THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MIC
HI, I'M KELLY.AKA LOUD BLONDE.
I'm a political and cultural commentator, bestselling author, and marketing strategist who turned her big mouth into a household name.
Some brands shy away from influencers with strong opinions. The smart ones recognize that having a point of view is exactly what builds a fiercely loyal following.
My audience doesn't follow me because I play it safe. They follow me because I don't.
And when I partner with a brand I believe in, that trust comes with me.
LET'S WORK TOGETHER
LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE.
Got a brand worth talking about? Tell me what you have in mind.
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